Gossip Break: Sad And Skinny

• Gwyneth Paltrow wants to share her “very unique life” with us little people. No thanks! [DListed]
• A guy in Louisville is offering free oral sex to ladies, and has the website from 1996 to prove it. [Buzzfeed]
• We agree with BWE – this is the dumbest magazine cover ever. [BWE]
• Scarlett Johansson totally knew she was going to get engaged. [PITNB]
• We had all but forgotten about Suzanne Somers, but here she is, still mastering her thighs! [Seriously? OMG!]
• Jennifer Connelly is apparently all skinny because she’s sad about losing her father. [Hollyscoop]
• Madonna flaunts her goods in her new Louis Vuitton ad. [Gawker]

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