Katie Price Plans Playboy, Another Baby (Hopefully Not At Same Time)

The last few months have seen a slew of rumors that their marriage is nothing but a “business arrangement” so now of course British uber-boobed-celeb Katie Price and husband Peter Andre are laying those tales to rest in a tried-and-tested way. Why, planning on having another baby, of course! In his weekly column for New! magazine, Pete “writes” that he’d love to add a fourth tot to their family this Christmas (um, think you might have to wait a little longer than that with the best will in the world, but hey).

“I’d love another baby for Christmas! Kate’s got the Flora London Marathon next April and I’ve got the album hopefully coming out in May, so it’d be after that.”

Ahh, how romantic. Ahem. Actually, those months might be even more crammed than usual after Katie revealed her plans (also in a magazine -hey, these two don’t communicate any other way) to pose nude in Playboy once again.

“I’d love to do Playboy. Although I just saw Dita Von Teese‘s cover and it’s cr*p. The woman is rank. It’s not my cup of tea that she’s so pale,” she told OK! magazine. Charming, as ever – and Dita can add another celeb to her list of haters, as well as her image-stealer Evan Rachel Wood. But we know who’s side we’re on. [Photo: Getty Images]