No One Cares About Bronx Mowgli

• Page Six: Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are having a difficult time selling pictures of their newborn baby, Bronx Mowgli, because according to sources, “nobody wants them. Covers of them tend not to sell well.”

• Scandalist’s Response: Bahhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha!

Maybe it’s time for Ashlee to make another reality show about her latest journey (whatever that is – getting the breast pump to work, probably)? Or perhaps she should really go crazy and dye her hair – on her own! Something’s gotta get these two back into the spotlight fast. [Photo: WireImage]