Afternoon Snack: Rachel’s Bones Are Bananas

Rachel Zoe is notorious for constantly uttering “I die” on her Bravo reality show, and we’re now realizing this was not an exclamation of couture lust, but an actual update on the grim state of her health. Rachel rocked the starving look at last night’s Cracked X-Mas event in Los Angeles. We’re shocked her bones didn’t crack under the weight of the camera flashes. All it’s gonne take to shatter her collar bone is someone sneezing 1000 miles away. That girl better start adding some half and half to her lattes before even the Mary-Kate Olsens of the world get grossed out by her famished look. We know Rachel doesn’t quite get this, but most people “die” for ladies with a bit of meat on their bones.