Madonna Is Really Flexible

Madonna does moving on like none of us have ever seen before. New tour! New man! New image! And now a new ad campaign for Louis Vuitton demonstrates once again just how unlike your average 50 year old the Material Girl really is. If we were to analyze the look on her face, it would be: “My leg is at a 90 degree angle to the rest of me, and yet I have barely noticed it and have not even thought about breaking a sweat. I feel no pain. Now bow down before me, mother*ckers!” Or something along those lines. But we think we’re spot on. [Photo: Louis Vuitton]