9-Year-Old Is The Next Pick Up Artist

Mystery better watch his back! There’s a new Pick Up Artist in town, and he’s a whopping nine years old. Colorado native Alec Greven wrote a book entitled “How To Talk To Girls” for the creative writing portion of his third grade class. His teacher liked the book so much that she suggested it be published and sold at the school book fair. A local news team picked up the story, which then made its way to Ellen DeGeneres. The superstar talk show host invited Alec on her show, hooked him up with publishers, and here we are.

The budding author’s advice is cute and kid-like, yet also surprisingly wise. “You want the girl to notice you,” he writes. “But you don’t want to draw too much attention to yourself or she will think you are a crazy madman who doesn’t even know where his brain is.”

Sound familar ladies? For more Alex adorableness, check out the video above.