Citizen Scandal: Man Wakes Comatose Wife By Nibbling On Her Toes

When Zhang Kui‘s wife was rendered comatose after an industrial accident, he quickly grew exasperated with the usual methods of attempting revival. “I played the radio, sang and talked to her, even tickled her, but nothing worked.” Learning that the foot is “home for many nerves,” he began nibbling on her toes. Ta-dah…it worked! While she’s still unable to speak, she’s now moving her arms and smiling. Hope lives.

Not that the toe-biting had immediate results. The Chinese man noshed on his wife’s feet for ten years before getting any positive results. If he was frustrated by the lack of response to talking and tickling, why was he willing to spend ten years sucking on those piggies? On second thought, don’t answer that.