First things first: congratulations Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz! The emo rockers are now proud parents to a baby boy, who was born late Thursday night. Their new bundle of joy weighed in at 7 pounds, 11 ounces and is 20.5 inches long. Adorable! Now that that’s over, let’s get to the real news: They named their child Bronx Mowgli Wentz. Seriously. Time to get that newborn into therapy! Let’s break down their horrific name choice, shall we?
- Bronx: Last time we checked Ashlee was from Dallas and Pete Chicago, so neither singer has any real connection to NYC other than that they probably wished they lived here. But hey, if you want to name your kid after their birthplace of rap, then fine. Maybe they should have added Boogie Down to it?
- Mowgli: Holy sh*t. This is some character in The Jungle Book. If I were their baby I’d be learning to walk so I could run the eff out of there.
Even if poor Bronx tried to go by his initials – BMW – he’d still look like a total douchebag. We’d suggest BM, but that’s what our grandmother called a bowel movement back in the day. With a name like that, and a family that includes crazy aunt Jessica, we’d say poor little Bronxie is already f*cked. [Photo: WireImage]
Comments
11 Responses to “Ashlee And Pete Ruin Baby Boy With Ridiculous Name”
“With a name like that, and a family that includes crazy aunt Jessica, wed say poor little Bronxie is already f*cked.” ROFLMAO You got that right.
BMW!
What idiots.
The Beckhams already have Brooklyn and now these %+^~+__*^^$!&#(#@+ s have Bronx. Please let the rest of Hollywood know that Queens, Manhattan and Staten Island are still available. Might as well haave all those celebritiy kids in therapy together.
I think Bronx is cool. Now, Mowgli is just plain awful. And my Mother calls her #2 BM 2 & it makes me puke.
what a horrible thing to say! Just because u don’t like it doesn’t mean you have to be so ugly “little Bronxie is already f*cked”. what a horrible thing to say about a newborn!
people seriously!
Um, is it just me or wern’t they supposed to be having TWINS? I’ve looked on all the sites and done my research and YES, she was supposedly having twins….what happened??
Congrats to the couple. I hope everything is alright. I feel bad for Ashlee. I just read that Pete is playing a show in Chicago on Dec. 2nd. I would be so sad to be without my husband shortly after giving birth. It’s not good for Ashlee, but I’m a secret FOB fan and I want to watch the live footage of the concert on Fuse Dec. 16th. LOL.
Kate Spencer: What a terrible writer you are, to put some crap in there that would be rejected if it was in the comment section.
Your opinion is NOT mine. Whatever reason they had isn’t for you to mock. Bronx isn’t bad at all. Sounds masculine. No different than any other names these stars are giving their kids. This is the generation of Kookie, made-up names. For instance, Maddox, Pak, Apple, Cocoa, Kingston, or Jorge with a J, Geoffrey with a G, Levi, Chase, etc. If they meant NY, they would have named him Bronx York. ie: Mad Ox, Chase Bank, Apple Tree, Cocoa Puffs, Kingston Trio, Levi Jeans, and worse. The right thing to say is, How wonderful the baby is healthy, and Congrats to a beautiful couple, and Bless them all, and Kiss the baby for me. NOT jack around his name. Shame on you. It’s cute and has a meaning only “they” know. Good luck Pete, Ashley & Bronx. Love Ya!!!
You are totally CORRECT on this one, Spencer! — Bronx is hardcore, *the* legendary rough streets, perfect name for …. a rich white couple’s pampered child. And naming in order to get BMW for initials?? And a random and unusual Disney character name like Mowgli??
Bizzare names chosen only to make the name stick-out and names chosen for a theme are just terrible. People (not just the famous ones) that use these kinds of naming habits seem to think of their child’s name only as an accessory for themselves instead of as a label that the child will have to live with *forever*. Mowgli may sound cutesy for an infant, but what about when they are 16? or 25? or 40? Sheesh, its like the kid is just a new set of earrings, or some other accessory that needs to be unique and draw attention. Isn’t that how hollywood is treating the baby craze? Like a new line of handbags that is just a must-have…..
sterilize them all!
I like the name. There again I like more unique names and cannot stand all that common #!#`*#)!^!#&!_)_ e that’s spread around. Personally i’d like to change my name to Moscow Lenin or Tokyo Nozomi.