Never Believe A Word Paris Hilton Says

As reports confirm that Paris Hilton and Benji Madden have indeed split up – therefore nixing any chances of Harlow Madden and a future cousin making The Simple Life 2025 – we’ve managed to wipe away the tears and remember the happy times the couple shared. And how in love they were. Ahhh. Except, then some distant quotes came floating back to us. And we remembered how “in love” Paris has been many, many times before. So just for fun, we’ve put together the Scandalist Paris Hilton “Love” List! See if you can match each Paris quote below to the relevant boyfriend. Answers after the jump.

a) “I’m very in love — he’s the one. I want to have kids in the next two years, because I know that completes your life.”

b) “I’ve never felt so happy and in love, X is such an amazing guy and life has never been better.”

c) “I don’t want you to ever worry because I would never f*** this up for anything in the world. It’s been really hard for me these past couple of months and I’m so happy I found you. You are the s*** and I love you to death.”

d) “We’re together now here, we love each other.”

Answers: a) Paris Latis, b) Benji Madden, c) Nick Carter, d) Stavros Niarchos III

With this lucky track record, we’re sure Paris won’t have any trouble finding the next love of her life.

[Source: People, Popdirt, HollywoodRag, Usmagazine.com; Photo: Wireimage]