Wino Heads To Pub, Back To Normal Self

“You know, I’m NOT some sad stay-at-home numpty, like those mean Scandalist people said I was the other day! Just because I watch the X-Factor it doesn’t mean I’m not that edgy car-wreck that everyone knows and loves anymore! I’ll bloody well show them. Ha – I just went out to the pub at 2 in the morning, and I’m only coming home now that it’s 5am! Beat that! And it’s on a school night. I’m so crazy. And I realized maybe that curly perm was a bad idea. So I’ve put my lovely hairpiece back in at the pub. There’s nothing that helps with a bit of hairdressing than a few vodka shots. Right, so I’m back in business. Party-hard Amy is back! And don’t ever accuse me of having a boring non-life again!”

We know this is what you’re thinking, Amy Winehouse. We get it. We’re very sorry we said you liked cozy nights in and won’t do it again.

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