Kanye’s P*ssy Conundrum

When you’ve got more money, fame, acclaim and designer duds than you know what to do with, you start worrying about the oddest things. Kanye West being a case in point. Speaking to the News of the World while touring the UK, he chatted about missing the woman of his dreams (which we get), to worrying about his hypothetical beloved’s fashion sense (which we kind of get) to fretting about being accused of sexual assault (which we don’t).

“Anyone who says they are happy single is lying. I think you can only be happy in love. So I’m still looking. I wanna have kids, but I want the right girl. I like sex but I like fashion too. How many girls have a hot body and great fashion sense too? The pursuit of p*ssy can see you in scary situations. A girl might say, ‘Oh he raped me.’ Then you’d have to fight to get your name back,” he said.

Well, yes, that “could” happen. Same as a breezeblock falling on our head. Or our little finger falling off. Or whatever. But Kanye, don’t let any of this put you off from your pursuit of p*nani. It truly is a noble journey.

[Photo: Splash News Online]