
Denial is something that’s fallen out of fashion these days, hasn’t it? What with all celebrities in therapy being encouraged to be “honest” and “share” their problems and neuroses, no-one sticks hands in their ears and goes “La la la la la!” Which we think is a shame. So big snaps to Will Smith, who has revealed his secret behind a long marriage to Jada Pinkett Smith. Put simply, it’s that they can’t break up.
“The truth about life is that we’re all alone. Love is the only real connective tissue that allows you to not live and die by yourself. The secret is removing divorce as an option. Anyone who gives themselves that option will get a divorce,” he told Essence magazine.
We like this approach and think more celebrities should take it on. Paris Hilton should remove partying as an option. Peaches Geldof should remove writing as an option. And Michael Lohan should remove speaking as an option. See, it’s already made the world a better place. Congrats, Will and Jada!
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3 Responses to “Will Smith’s Marriage Secret: Deny Divorce!”
WILL AND JADA SMITH DONT DIVORCE BECAUSE THERE’S NO REASON TO.
JADA HAS HER “GIRLFRIENDS” ON THE SIDE AND WILL HAS HIS
“BOYFRIENDS” ON THE SIDE. They have a mutual understanding that they
can be bi and married at the same time. hahahaaa…Hey it works
for the Bush family too Geo. Jr. has a mean passion for black chicks
that the “first” lady has accepted……
Hilary clinton has her “gf” and Bill just makes due with the
Monica Lewinsky’s of the world. Hey sex is NOT about to break up
the silver lining they have in their cloud either.
Jada is really starting to age.
I hope will isn’t gay he’s way to sexy but i must admit he acts fruity somtimes and Jada I know you don’t tolorate no (^~^%^%+!%#(&`+_ like that.