Gossip Break: Paris May Have A Real Career

• Paris Hilton got cast in a real movie. Gulp. [DListed]
• Saturday Night Live gets two new ladies. Girl power! [Buzzfeed]
• Posh Spice looks like a Christmas elf. [Seriously? OMG]
• John McCain officially launches his new career as a comedian. [BWE.tv]
• Uh oh – Jen Aniston‘s new Vogue cover is way too similar to one Angelina Jolie did last year! [ICYDK]
• Tila Tequila uses Courtenay Semel to get attention. Obviously. [Hollyscoop]

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