Guy Reunited With Boys Under Madonna’s Strict Rules

If we were of a more cynical bent, we’d start to thinking that the British tabloids were on Guy Ritchie‘s side in the Madonna split. Ahem. (Imagine such a thing!) Just hours after The Sun printed some totally adorable shots of Guy meeting little Rocco and David Banda at London’s Gatwick airport (we learned Guy ate a Danish pastry while waiting for the boys to arrive, he’d taken “time out from filming his movie” to meet them and “overjoyed Rocco ran into his dad’s outstretched arms when they saw each other.” That’s it, we’re officially blubbing!), the Mail reported that Madge has sent through a list of demands for while the boys stay with him. Among the rules:

• Under no circumstances should they read newspapers, magazines or be allowed to watch TV or DVDs.
• They must adhere to a macrobiotic, vegetarian, organic diet at all times.
• All water they drink should be Kaballah water.
• They should not be bought toys which are spiritually or ethically unsound.
• At bedtime, Guy should read the English Rose books that Madonna wrote.

Wow, they all sound “reasonable.” Those boys get to have a lot of fun, don’t they?

[Source: The Sun, The Daily Mail Photo: FilmMagic)