Jen Hiding Twins Somewhere On Her Tiny Body

The investigative reporters over at Star magazine refuse to believe that Jennifer Aniston is not pregnant. Her rep ‘s adamant denial of the rumors has only fueled their rumor mongering, and now the mag is insisting the America’s favorite Friend is knocked up with twins. Ohhh, how Angelina-esque of her! According to Star, Jen is eagerly downing fertility drugs, desperately trying to get John Mayer babies inside of her tiny wonderland of a body before she turns 40. She’s even supposedly engaged in “alternative medicine” to up her chances of popping out twins. A friend blabs, “Jen has also changed her diet. She’s taking a lot of folic acid and has upped her intake of milk and beef — all of which are supposed to increase your chances of having twins.”

The fact that Jen’s slim phsyique remains intact despite these alleged twins growing inside of her, leads us to wonder where they might be hiding. Could she be carrying them in her ass? Under her perfectly highlighted, honey mane? Or do they live only in the imaginations of Star reporters? [Photo: WireImage]