Simon Cowell Dumped After He Refuses To Impregnate Girlfriend

Terri Seymour has finally realized what we all knew: Simon Cowell is a rambler. He’s a wild stallion destined to roam the world, searching for boring new talent. You can’t ask a man like Cowell to settle down and raise a family. He must be proud and free—chest hair twisting in the breeze.

While she’ll undoubtedly miss his pointed barbs and baffling haircut, the TV presenter has decided to move on with her life after six years of trying to conquer the American Idol judge. “They are going to remain close friends,” Cowell’s publicist said in a statement. “Simon thinks the world of Terri and that isn’t going to change. He also understands her reason for ending it.”

According to the Daily Mail, so does Simon’s mother. “Simon has always said, ‘I don’t want to get married and I certainly don’t want a family’. I said, ‘Well you will change your mind’. But I still think he’s adamant that he won’t.” There, there, ma. Cross your fingers that scientists will master cloning. It’s not like Cowell could resist creating a mini-me.

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