Do you have fond memories of being 21? Drinking legally, maybe living it up in college? Whatever. Zac Efron has been 21 for less than a week and has received more blessings than you probably saw over the entire decade. First off, his 21st birthday party was full of 19-year-old celebrity hotties like Brittany Snow and Amanda Bynes. Did yours? Loser.
But what about his career? Zac Efron allegedly signed a contract for $10 million to star in the fourth Pirates Of The Caribbean movie. How many multi-million dollar contracts did you sign at 21? Huh? Efron could buy you and sell you. And just in case you weren’t sold on how mindf*ckingly awesome Efron’s life is, the living god will be crowned “Star Of The Year” by Us Magazine at their Hot Hollywood party tonight.
Some may detect a slight sadness in his face, and assume that—despite his massive success—he’s not actually a happy young man. Nonsense. If Efron weeps, he weeps for our small, petty lives. He’s going places.
[Photo: AFP]
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