Five Songs For Madonna, Five Songs For Guy

As we told you earlier this week, Madonna and her Material Guy are kaput after eight years of faux-English-accented, long-distance matrimony. And while we aren’t exactly surprised, we’re certainly bummed for everyone involved. After weeks of rumors, an “affair of the heart” and finally Madonna’s diss the other night at her Boston show, we decided that what everyone needs is a little healing, and nothing heals a heartbreak like music. Since we refuse to take sides in this (we’re totally fair like that), we’ve made two playlists of videos specifically tailored to the experience each is having. So while they’re sorting through their ginormous piles of money this weekend, they’ll have a little something to listen to.

For Madge

“Bad Girl,” Madonna

“My Lovin’ (Never Gonna Get It),” En Vogue

“Don’t Know What You Got (Till It’s Gone),” Cinderella

“Me So Horny,” 2 Live Crew

“My Prerogative,” Britney Spears

For Guy

“I’m Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance with You,” Black Kids

“Grounds For Divorce,” Elbow

“Missionary Man,” Eurythmics

“Family Man,” Hall & Oates

“Love Don’t Live Here Anymore,” Madonna