Ringo Starr Is A Miserable Twat

There’s an old school of thought about celebs, which says the least talented and Z-list they are, the most diva-ish they behave whereas the real, bona fide superstars are actually pretty nice. And that theory’s been born out by the two remaining Beatles, Ringo “Octopus’s Garden” Starr and Sir Paul “Yesterday and about a million other classic tunes” McCartney. Coming just days after Paul won legions of new fans by appearing in hilarious classic spoof Britain’s Got The Pop Factor with comedian Peter Kay (watch the clip after the jump), Ringo showed a total lack of sense of humour by posting a bizarre clip on his website. In it, he commands his fans not to send him any more fanmail, like, EVER. Because he’s too busy.

“I want to tell you, please, after the 20th of October, do not send fan mail to any address that you have. Nothing will be signed after the 20th of October. If that has the date on the envelope it’s going to be tossed.”

“I’m warning you, with peace and love, but I have too much to do, so no more fan mail, thank you, thank you, and no objects to be signed nothing. Peace and love, peace and love.”

“Peace and love” off yourself, Ringo! If he’s got any fans left after this bizarre tirade, we’ll be stunned.

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3 Responses to “Ringo Starr Is A Miserable Twat”

  • jezzer says:

    what a prize *#(~_`)@_!@_*&$) he is of course happy to sell you some @*%!!`(#_#!~!*`* ty merchandising. like a Ringo Starr Hoodie, for $54.

    he must have a book coming out soon, cos he needs the publicity.

    What a ring(o)piece lol

  • rose says:

    Ive always been a HUGE Ringo fan. I couldnt believe the words that came out of his mouth. I was sooooo disappointed. Ive never sent anything to him and wouldnt for fear it wouldnt be answered anyway…well…now thats OBVIOUS! TOO BUSY? Maybe his fans should be to busy to go to his concerts or to buy his next album! It wasnt even what he said…it was how he SAID IT! Sad,sad day.

  • realist says:

    Maybe he has arthritis in his hands? My grandmother had that and it is painful to write, and he must have to spend hours doing these requests.

    Would you rather he lie and have some paid help sign a forged signature on everything as others do? And so devalue the worth of the true signature? He certainly could afford a full time forger. Instead he chose to be direct about his request.

    At least give him credit for being straightforward with us.