Miley Lines Up 20 British Guys, Not Coming Back To The U.S.

Woo! We’ve got Miley Cyrus over here in the UK right now, and it looks like we won’t be giving her back. The nearly-16-year-old has followed hot on the heels of the Jonas Brothers and the HSM3 drones by bringing her squeaky-clean-Disney-branded hysteria to London, and she’s followed in the footsteps of generations of Americans before her. Yes, Miley believes that our “cute” accents means we’re all super-smart and sexy.

“I’ve phoned my dad and told him not to expect me home. I want to live here. I’ve already fallen in love with 20 guys since I’ve been here. The accents sound so intelligent and I love the way the guys are so classy and wear trenchcoats,” she said at the BBC Switch gig on Sunday.

A-hahahahahahhaaaa! The innocent (cough) teen has fallen for our evil ways! (Although I have no idea what she is talking about with the trenchcoats). Let’s strike a bargain, America. We’ll take Miley if you promise never to let Paris come back here again. Deal? [The Sun; Photo: Getty Images]