Paris Hilton Still Has Shih-tzu For Brains

If you really want to be Paris Hilton’s new BF, it seems you’re going to have to overlook a hell of a lot of embarrassing gaffes, while smiling and petting her like the simple creature she is. In England to film her latest TV offering, Paris Hilton’s British Best Friend (do you see what we did there? Eh? Clever, no?), Paris wasted no time in venturing out to a traditional London boozer, The Punchbowl, which happens to be owned by Mr Madonna himself. All was going well, with Paris enjoying dinner with Guy Ritchie, when she rocked up at the bar and overheard the most overused phrase of the year so far — Credit Crunch.

“Credit Crunch? I think we’re filming there next week,” she said, and in one sentence undid all that new-found affection we had for her doing those fake-presidency videos. Oh, dear god.

She also vowed not to leave London “until I find that amazing girl or guy who can meet the challenges of being my British bestie.” Don’t say such things Paris, otherwise we’ll find it hard to sleep at night. We’ll even volunteer to do the dirty deed ourselves!