Meet Karissa and Kristina Shannon, Hugh Hefner‘s newest girlfriends. As Scandalist reported, Hef’s former #1 girl Holly Madison was replaced by a set of blonde, bubbly party twins – and here they are. The twins have made themselves quite at home at the mansion, and are even sharing a bathroom with Holly. These blonde hotties sure clean up nice! Our source reveals that when the twins were hanging out at the mansion fresh from a shower, with wet hair and no make-up, they were “hardly recognizable.” 19-year old Karissa and Kristina now call the Playboy Mansion home, but list their hometowns as Los Angeles and Hollywood, Florida on their MySpace page. Karissa likes to use rhymes to describe herself: “Yup, I’m a bitch, a f**king classy one. Yeah, you’re a hoe, a f**king nasty one,” while Kristina warns, “Hollywood, here we come!” [Photos: The Shannon Twins' MySpace page]
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179 Responses to “Introducing Hef’s New Twins”
Oh isn’t that special…the new skanks even have matching tramp stamps on their lower backs. Their parents must be sooo proud…screwing an 82 year old man for his cash…. just what I would want my 20 year old daughter doing as well….
Nasty, trash talking 19 year olds. And they hail from where else – Florida. Like they say NOTHING good ever comes out of Florida. And Hef seems to think that “the show is going to go on”. Well, guess what Hef, the show that we all love is based on the Girls personalities and how unique and silly they are. Not you, or any of the skanks that will be new to your harem.
ok why do they look totally different in every single photo?!
This is so funny to me… Do these ##@(_##(_`+)$)@$& es really think they can take the place of Holly, Bridget and Kendra? HEEELLLLL NOO! I’m pretty sure that if the rumors are tru, and that these are going to be the new “Girls Next Door,” they’re going to be heartbroken when their ratings drop, and when they realize no one gives a damn about them!
[...] to Scandalist, the Shannon twins have already moved into the Playboy Mansion. Karissa and Kristina, 19, have been spotted partying with Hefner and company [...]
EEEEEWWWWWW that is so GROSS Hef you can do so much better like Holly, Kendra, and Bridget These 2 EEEEWWWWWW There out 4 your MONEY just look at them and there tramp stamps i say GOLDIGGERS They will NEVER replace the old Girls Next Door
Right on Hef! I’d love to photograph these two beauties!
They have huge bums. Built for comfort not speed I suppose. They’re not really that good looking either. One should always try to look beneath the make-up. Really take a close look at Paris Hilton, she is not attractive at all. Same for these, same as all the other fat bimbos we see these days. Anyway as long as everyone is happy that way.
Got to give Hef credit – he knows how to use his money!
THEY ARE VERY PRETTY ALL NATURAL BABY DOLL
THEY WILL GET RICH&FAMOUS I DONT THINK THEY CARE!!!!!!HE IS 82!
nice _*$)++!^`!`$&`(
they have perfect bum not huge dream one!!!!!
i’m so glad c/s for them, now holly really looks like the fool she really is! she was really tryn to get rid of kendra and bridgett anywayz. But, c how things works somebody done bootd her #*^&)#((~~@^^~+ out!!! Holly, girl jus enjoy the money$$$$, fame and labels and just get over it.
Hef’s not lookn for that house wit the white picket fence!!!!
listen my friend almost had a baby by this girl, he still has the ultra sound and the pregnancy test. we will sell for serious inquiries…..please contact me on myspace.com/trumpsavage
Isn’t Hef filing for bankrupcy?
How is he going to support two young women?
i don’t think that right and they ugly anyway
Iwonder how long it will take these 2 to get fake (%_)~((_+_&_#~_ s!!
THEY HOT AND FINE
[...] Hefner’s new twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon claim their bust for battery earlier this year occurred as a result of [...]
O.K they would be fine if they had some !&*!(`))%!%_%$@ s but I mean look they are completely flat chested. Thats not hott thats ugly.
Okay, not everyone has to have hard silicone boobs up to their neck. It’s refreshing to see real girls with real squishy boobs.
i miss holly. not theses little children.
Poor Holly…
Why is t.v. all about being naked?
I have twin daughters and if I find out they are dating/ f**king the same guy I will beat them both senseless. That is disgusting. As for Holly, I guess she thought she had super “P” Who is she to think she would change the way Hef has been doing things for 15-20 years. He doesn’t need responsible women, he is already rich. All he needs is somebody to keep him happy and feeling young. Why would you want to have a baby by an 82 year old man anyway. He might die before the kid even gets to 1st grade!
They are not that cute! Heff needs to stick with the “girls next door” or get better looking girlfriends!!!
The twins are very cute i guess Holly’s shooting for wifee status my favorite of course is Kendra she has a bad _#+`#~&~(_()$@$ sense of style and a great personality p.s u wrong Hef for kicking Kendra to the curve
skanks
these babes are hott when can i get a date and make them??????
theses girls r skanks????????????Heff u should keep the girlrs but,i guess they wanted something younger and apparently some1 who does not need viagra??????U must not b much of a man.They got smart and moved on 2 better things.Good luck Kendra and Brigett
come on hef, you surely have more class than this garbage. n-a-s-t-y!!!
Yes I agree that they are trashy and disgusting, however I do admit they are preety… All the women who have commented otherwise are HATERS!!! Women should recognize when another is attractive or not without hating… And just for the record I am not a lesbian…
Dude, if these two do stay around, I can see breast enlargements will definitely be one of the first things they receive! Small boobs don’t get the bills paid, when it comes to Hue Hefner!
They have huge bums. Built for comfort not speed I suppose. Theyre not really that good looking either, It is said they are dating friends on a sports dating site —-mysportsdate.com— Their sexy photos are found there. I hope I have opportunity to meet them there.
I mean they are sisters…….so they are gonna be sharing him? i mean if he wants to be a play boy and have tons of girlfriends in his old age…more power to ya…but twins……come on now!! Will it be jus those two or is he gonna throw in a third? and i wonder if they will get their own tv show. Is that a goal these girls have? to be young and be a trophy girlfriend for an old rich man? what are they 21?
I have to say that Hugh Hefeners new twin ladies are absolutely the most beautiful ladies I have ever seen in my life. I could only hope to meet a woman with even half of their beauty Thank you so much for representing your good nature!
I think HOLLY has more class in one a#$ cheek then these 2 have in their whole entire bodies! Send em back to were they belong….the trailer park!
Ok so…………..hugh heffner……….i mean……..what else more can you really say?……………hes the founder of playboy for god’s sake ……………..the man is like a hundred years old and still he’s,well, i dont know what to say…………i mean…..he’s hugh friggin heffner……………
These 2 girls will never match up to Holly, Bridget, and Kendra… No matter how hard they try!!
Why is her butt pointy?
ok evryone i lno watches the girls next door. well i can tell u if u take holly,bridget and kendra out, you will lose a lott of viewers!!! the three of them make the show. theyre personalities combined r explosive! who cares about 2 stuck up +$(&_*(_)))`!@_@_ es wo flaunt themselves around. how u gonna sell a show wit 2 dumb blondes who happen to b rude and unappreciate. i love the 3 orginal girls. hell if heff,s old saggy (`#)+^*~@~$!@*$ dowt want u anymore-the world still does.ur beautiful, smart,and talented. we love u!!!!!!!! those other girls should have down porn instead were personaillity means nothing! go to hell twins. we want real women not another vh1 reality show. the twins would love megan.
Seriously Heff, no Holly? Bridget? KENDRA? Where’s your show going to be after the only three people that actually make the show good, are gone?
yo mo joe stink bomb mom
Wtf?
These girls are 18.
Really Heff that’s just nasty.
I think these 2 hotties are great!!!! its about time hef upgraded
What the hell are u doin hef? these girls are young enough to be ur granddaughters… the playboy mansion will not be the same without Holly, Kendra and Brigitte. My heart is broken to know that these girls have gone, moved on, i wish them all the very best for the future…they deserve it after living with Hef 4 sooo long. Grow up Hef wat r u trying to prove…these twins couldnt possibly have sincere feeling for you they are gold diggers u wait and see.
These girls are not for you hef. they are there for the fame. Dont do it they probally wont even put out.
ok i dont take that back but DAMN they are HOT
I think the new twins are UGLY!!! They are not even reaching to the ankles of the original Girls next door. I’m not watching the show if they are the ones in it!!!!!