Miley Cyrus Learns The Pros & Cons Of Delusional Parents

Making millions upon millions of dollars for her parents must be a double-edged sword for Miley Cyrus. On the positive side, daddy doesn’t seem to mind that his little underage girl is running around with Justin Gaston, a 20-year-old singer and underwear model. “He actually reminds me a lot of myself when I was 20 years old and I was living and searching for the dream,” Billy Ray Cyrus told Access Hollywood. It wouldn’t be fair to extrapolate that the 20-year-old Billy Ray also “lived for the dream” by doffing his clothes for the camera and making time with a high school sophomore, but he didn’t not say it.

Even though daddy may let you run wild with the boys, mommy may not let you run off with the cash. Leticia Cyrus claims that she’s taken away Miley’s credit card. “She had a credit card, and she went a little over her limit the other day, so I said, ‘No credit card for six months.’” GAWD, MOM! JEEZ! SO UNFAIR! Looks like the best paid teen celebrity in America will have to pay for her shopping sprees in cash. Giant mountains of cash. There is no doubt that Miley will look back and thank her parents for their sympathy, understanding and symbolic attempts at discipline.

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