Jennifer Taniston Loves Fake Sun

Finally, we’ve found something flawed with Jennifer Aniston, aside from the much-hyped “can’t find a man or have a baby” issue everyone loves to dump on her perfectly highlighted head. The actress is supposedly addicted to the sweet smell of her skin roasting in a tanning bed, and recently dropped $34,000 on two new beds after her original one broke.

The purchase came after a super serious crisis, in which her trusty tanning bed broke the night before a major photo-shoot! The result: extreme suffering that no common person could ever imagine, much less endure. “She had to go to a public tanning place. She learned her lesson after that — always have a back-up,” said a supportive friend. We’re just relieved Jen was able to survive this disaster and come out unscathed – and the perfect shade of copper (as depicted with the magical help of Photoshop, above). [Star. Photo: Getty Images]