Heather Mills Wants To Get Naked For PETA, Forgets To Tell PETA

You know you’re a celebrity when charities ask you to be their spokesperson. And you know you’re an attention whore when you tell the media you’d like to be one, but not the charity. According to a source for Showbiz Spy (read: according to a PR agent—what, you think this leaked?), Heather Mills “would love to pose” for PETA’s I’d Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur campaign as she, “prides herself in speaking up for those without a voice.”

Meanwhile, PETA says they’ve never been contacted by Mills. Note they didn’t say “we’d love to put this unpopular celebrity ex in a photospread with Pamela Anderson and Eva Mendes.” Their response was “we’ve never been contacted.” Take the hint, Heather! If you want people to stop thinking you’re an overly litigous annoyance, donate some of Paul McCartney‘s millions instead of your “voice.”

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