Brit Says No To Sex Tape, Yes To World Tour

Our beloved lady of insanity, Britney Spears, has come to New York City (as seen above, yesterday) this week to frolic at the finest frozen hot chocolate establishments in the world (her favorite meal, after a 99 cent bag of Cheetos). She’s put her people to work, having them deny the existence of a sex tape with photographer/overall shady dude with bad facial hair, Adnan Ghalib. “The story is completely false,” insisted a Brit-sider. We’d buy it, but the image of Britney humping for two hours in a pink wig is too appealing – and believable – to let go. Maybe we can use that $700 billion being tossed around congress to pay off Adnan instead.

Brit also gushed that she one day wants to tour the world again, and marveled at her win for best video at this year’s VMAs. “It’s a cool video but I think by far I’ve done videos that are way better,’ she said of Piece of Me. Yup, we agree Britney. That attempted suicide in the jacuzzi video with Stephen Dorff from a few years ago was way better. At least we’re both honest!