If you’ve been waiting patiently for a nice, tall glass of Miley Cyrus haterade, than look no further – let Scandalist quench your thirst. We’ve just about had it with Miley’s obnoxiously enormous sixteen year old ego. She’s just not cute anymore! Her youtube videos are petty, her peace signs pointless, and her on-set tantrums completely pathetic. We can no long stand by silently – Miley’s gotta be called on her bullsh*it.
Here are five recent reasons we – and the entire world – are sick of this Southern songbird.
- Her entire outfit above. The get-up is a tacky homage to the worst trends of our current decade. Ugg boots are so 2003, vintage Rolling Stones tees were big on the Olsen set in 2004, Louis Vuitton luggage was done by Jessica Simpson years ago, jean shorts were only cool last summer, and that effing headband – the stupidest trend of 2008 – should be banned to a H&M sale rack for eternity.
- Ruining Gay Day at Disneyland – the park is closing early so Miley can host her very own sweet sixteen birthday party on October 5th. Sounds sweet, but it just so happens to be on the same day as the unofficial Gay Days at the park. Those celebrating will be shut out early so Ms. Miley can brat out on Big Thunder Mountain.
- That 20-year old boyfriend Miley is like, totally not banging! It doesn’t matter how many whole dates she goes on with the guy – he’s a grown man dating a high school aged girl. Creepy, not cool.
- Crashing the Sex and the City party: Miley really wants to play the teenage version of Carrie Bradshaw, once Candance Bushnell‘s new teen-focused series gets turned into a show. We have a feeling Carrie would want someone with a little more NYC style, and little bit less of a wig collection.
- She’s trying to get fired from her hit show Hannah Montana. And in this economic crisis, she’s the only person in America desperate to lose a job. So while you get booted from your job because the market’s collapsing, just remember that sixteen year old that is like, so sick of making millions dancing around on the Disney Channel.
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15 Responses to “5 Reasons The World Is Sick Of Miley Cyrus”
right on i am sick and tired of this chick she needs to egt over herself and relize nobody likes the lil cute look anymore. im sorry miley you had your moments in the spotlight but now its time to step.
HATER, HATER
WHY EVERYBOBY JUST HATING ON HER SHE JUST SIXTEEN AND TRYING TO HAVE HER FUN . YOU MUST DONT HAVE A LIFE, MIND YOUR BUSSINESS HATER
im getting really tired of her. she has so many chances to be something but look at what shes out doing. cant wait till day replace her
Ok, Miley Cyrus has made mistakes.
But it’s pretty pathetic when you make up really ridiculous reasons to bash on her.
Like saying that her outfit is soo last year.
Whatever.
Just because shes not obsessive about the clothes she wears, doesn’t mean that she’s not fabulous.
miley it is so not cool to date grown men and he is not sopose to date little girls like u and that is aganst the law.
I find her outfit to be……perfectly dreadful!!! She looks like a frickin hippie thta has put some effort into looking stupid.
I find her outfit to be……perfectly dreadful!!! She looks like a frickin hippie that has put some effort into looking stupid.
Mileys outfit is……….Perfectly dreadful!!!! She dresses like a new born hippie.
Miley isnt the cute girl that she was when she started off on the Disney Channel anymore. im sick and tired of her. she isnt a good actress, she cant sing. Rolling Stone shirt—–awsome, but short cutoffs, ugh boots, huge bag —– just dosent work. dating an older guy—– so wrong in so many ways. just like what TAY said —– I cant wait till they replace her with someone better.
yall crack me up takin tha time to bash ah 16 year old its obvious yall have sum likin to her to take tha time to read err’ee thang ah bout her in curiousty to see wha ms. cyrus is up too she hasnt ruined her chances for anythang look at drew barrymore who had her issues when she was jus 14 and look at her now, its called self discovery we’ve all experimented and did thangs that im sure 99% of us aint proud of. if anythang shes ah champ could you imagine err’ee day of ur life you have people watchin err’ee move you make listenin to wha your doin jus to get talked ah bout err’ee single day of ur life. and she rolls right with tha punches. simple you dun like her dun watch her dun read err’ee thang ther is ah bout her if ur so sick of her, let her be her remember shes not “hannah montana” shes miley
We have all made mistakes,yes,but miley is really stupid,taking pictures in ur bra n sending it to dudes now that what i call bullsh*t!She is going to be a future britney.Miley’s outfits sux!Dating a grown man…now thats some f*cked up sh*t that wrong in soo many ways!
Miley is too dramatic..not cool..she kinda overeact alot in her show HANNAH MONTANNA. Selena Gomez is way better 100%
Ahhh. Now that’s what I call a nice juicy haterade drink.
Perfect. Just what I needed. Thank you guys.
Everyone including the world is sick of hearing about and seeing Miley Cyrus. She is a ‘O’ when it comes to talent. I would rather watch a dog show than watch her sing and act on T.V.
Steeve
What a pain in the —. But of course the apple doesn’t fall too far from the tree. She CAN’Tsing very good, she’s not that cute OR pretty, her disgusting pictures still haunt the “little girl” image that she is trying to shake, and after seeing her on Idol last night I am more convinced than ever that she has no business on stage. She looks like trailer trash, no matter how much make up or fancy clothers.