Megan Fox To Play Wet Warrior In New James Cameron Superhero Movie

James Cameron has been working on a movie adaptation of the comic book Fathom since 2001, and it looks like he’s finally found the actress he can revolve the film around. Megan Fox, everybody’s favorite fembot, has signed up to play Aspen Matthews, a breathtakingly hot marine biologist who discovers she’s part of an undiscovered species that can breathe underwater. Aspen must decide whether to join the nefarious Killian in the ocean or join with Cannon Hawke blah blah MEGAN FOX IS GOING TO SPEND A WHOLE MOVIE SWIMMING AND DISCOVERING “WATER-BASED” POWERS. We can only hope they mean squirting.

A team of writers are supposedly working to mold the film into a Megan Fox vehicle. Seeing as how it’s already about a woman that looks like Megan Fox being hot and wet, Scandalist can’t help but wonder what needs to be altered. Maybe the script didn’t have enough lesbian flirtation and nipple erections. Make it happen, Hollywood!