Jen Aniston Has A New Pretend Boyfriend

No, it’s not the dude pictured (that’s her co-star Steve Zahn), but frankly, does it matter? Anyone Jen sits within ten feet of becomes her boyfriend, including Courtney Cox. Which is why we’re not buying the latest report that Jen is allegedly banging some dude she’s been spotted with in Mexico. Aside from the fact that he’s not really Aniston caliber (he’s schlubbier than Vince Vaughn, which is clearly not a good sign), the two were caught scandalously sitting next to each other! Walking side by side! If you’re gonna give us something to freak out about, at least let there be some sort of skin to skin contact or fluid exchange. We’re desperate – but not that desperate. Just like Jen. [Photo: WireImage]

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