Citizen Scandal: Man Humps Chevy Blazer, Gets Arrested

And that’s about it. Man humps Chevy Blazer, gets arrested. Video below the hump—sorry, jump.

Let this be a lesson to all of you: it might feel good to rub yourself off on a car grill, but there are serious legal consequences. Make sure you get consent before humping someone else’s SUV. Better yet, just hump your own.