With Blake Incarcerated, Wino Puts Hubby’s Penis On Facebook

Blake Fielder-Civil, better known as Mr. Amy Winehouse, allegedly declined the opportunity to leave jail early. The courts were supposedly ready to let him go, as long as he moved back to his mother’s house in Nottinghamshire. But Blake’s so keen on returning to the puke-stained streets of Wino’s Camden that he’d prefer to stay in prison than go anywhere else.

It was all set for him to be released, but because he refused to go to anywhere other than Camden, it was refused at the last minute. He doesn’t want to go to somewhere where he can’t be reunited with Amy and his friends. He’d rather stay inside. The Prison Service feared he would break his parole if he was surrounded by the temptations of his old stomping ground.

Gee, why on earth would they think that?

Meanwhile, Amy Winehouse put a picture on Facebook featuring Blake with his pee-pee out. Now we can all miss him.