Eva Mendes Has Had Sex In All 50 States

Eva Mendes has done it in Delaware. She’s mounted in Montana. Took the tippy in Mississippi, stuck in a D in Tennessee. According to Eva Mendes, she’s had sex in all fifty states. “A lot of it was on a road trip I took when I was younger,” said Mendes, clarifying that it wasn’t always with a different person.

The best? Taking a boner in Arizona and a cock in Colorado: “Maybe it was the clear air, or the quiet, or the endless sky, whatever it was, it was really, really good.” But the worst was that piece of ass in Alaska. “I’d really like a do-over on that state.” Who wouldn’t?

Eva, if you need some ghost writers for your sexual tourbook of the USA (America, The Bootyful?), give Scandalist a call. We want to know all about suckin’ dick in South Dakota.