Gossip Break: Brit’s Weave Is In Vogue

Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson are supposedly making plans to be the next Ellen and Portia. [Seriously? OMG!]

Britney Spears did a photoshoot for Vogue. She’d like to thank her kids, fans and God for making it all happen. [DListed]

Our friends at Best Week Ever introduce the world to its worst invention yet: high heels for babies. Ohhhh snap (goes their tiny ankles). [BWE.tv]

Sassy Matt Damon straight up hates Sarah Palin. We can’t wait to hear what he says when Ben Affleck runs for President. [PopCrunch]

Kirsten Dunst is on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar looking fiercer than Tyra. [I'mNotObsessed]