At The Playboy Mansion, Everything’s Going To Hell

This weekend, Scandalist exclusively reported that Holly Madison, Hugh Hefner‘s main squeeze, is breaking up with him and moving out of the Playboy Mansion because she apparently fell under the spell of magician Criss Angel. Hugh, our inside source said, is looking to replace all three Playmates on The Girls Next Door immediately. We’re taking Kendra Wilkinson‘s new hairdo as confirmation that our source is correct.

Why else would she have showed up at a pre-VMA party for Tag Records wearing a mousy brown wig? Isn’t that like Judas betraying Jesus with a kiss on the cheek? Hasn’t Hef strictly forbidden his women to be anything but platinum blonde? What’s next? A breast reduction? A brain implant? Something is definitely awry at Hefner’s house. [Photo: Getty Images]