John Mayer Misses Jen’s Paparazzi

Break-ups are hard: you lose more than a romantic partner. Friends take sides. Parents bitch about you settling down. Paparazzi don’t follow you to Nobu. Following his split from Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer is learning the hard way that folks don’t really care about taking his picture anymore. “He thinks he’s famous as Jen now,” a pap told The Scoop. “Last week he went to a party, tipped off the paps, and even had decoy cars at the ready when he was leaving. Nice, but no one bothered to follow them.” B-b-but he’s been trading hot licks with Paramore on stage! That’s sexy! Kinda! Not!

Better figure something out fast, Mayer McCheese. [The Scoop]