Porn master and plastic skeleton Jenna Jameson is knocked up with her first kid. The proud papa is Tito Ortiz, who does that freaky Ultimate Fighting crap. “She’s completely thrilled, this is something she’s wanted for a very long time,” says a pal of the porn princess. Jameson has miscarried with her ex-husband, and failed at in vitro fertilization, so she must be overjoyed. And hey, so are we! This kid is either going to kick ass or flaunt it, sealing it’s destiny as an American legend before it’s even born. Congrats guys! [NYP]
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20 Responses to “Jenna Jameson Pregnant With Embarrassed Baby”
ultimate fighting isn’t crap, it’s an art…just like porn…jebus, get it right
MMA is not crap. `_(*+%!+#*`+*^^ o might be gay, but don’t punish the whole sport.
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Yes that is my real name…anyways…im so excited for them! If it is a girl, she will be gorgeous and if it is a boy, he will be adorable.
Lets just hope the baby doesn’t come out with all types of std’s from all the &_^**)%*)!+*!)~(# and *)*!_%!^+*(!(_`& that it’s mother has had in her mouth! ha! LOL
your the man +#*$^@@%$$!`~@_ o loved you in the ufc and even more now
and you call this NEWS …why?
Im surprised it took her this long to get knocked up.
ultimate fighting crap, your a (`$%)~+*!(~(!)`((
love ya jenna so excited for u congrats
I think it is a joke you both being parents your child is going to be ashamed of its parents. It has a washed up porn %(^~#(&#@+%*#*@%) for a mother and a washed up want a be father who gets his #*@#%$@~**)$_&^ beat in the octagon. I hope you both get luck, maybe it will look like dana white cause Im sure he was tagging that in the back of his hummer thats one of the reason !~^*+!))##&!_#* o cant stand dana.
NICE AT LEAST THEY HAVE MONEY FOR THE SHRINK!!!
I hope they dont give the kid a stupid name…
congrats!
i just want to say i hope she has a c-section because with a head like +%%_~@_))((%$$$ o’s i would definitely think twice having natural childbirth. lol!!! because wow that man’s head is huge!!!!!!!!! but non the less congrats!!!!!
YAY JENNA! CONGRATS GIRLIE!!!
She’s Pregnant….MAN THATS !~@!)#)`~^#^@$`# ING GROSS MAN…THAT POOR BABY WILL SLIP OUT OF HER LOOSE @`)!(*!^(#*())* CROTCH. LEASE SHE DOESN’T HAVE TO PUSH LMAO CPS TAKE THAT BABY AWAY
Lmao She’s knocked up, Man thats crazy lease she doesn’t have to push, that baby should slide right out. Can a baby even get her std’s or her vd’s from child birth. Dude better look in to that ^+(^^**!#_#@~^*$ Thats some gross ^+(^^**!#_#@~^*$ man, I wonder what they would let the baby watch 2 girls, 1 cup lol lessons lmao screw the both
congrats to the both of you , one things for sure the baby name wont be Dana will it LoL
i watch her porn & im a girl. idc..shes sexy ; )