If only Monica Lewinsky hadn’t blown Bill Clinton! We know that Mr. I-Did-Not-Have Sexual-Relations-With-That-Woman wouldn’t have been impeached in 1998 for lying under oath. But there is so much we don’t know … Would a zippered Clinton have gone on to prove MVP in Al Gore‘s presidential campaign and subsequent victory in the 2000 election? Would we be in Iraq? Would we have attacked a real enemy instead — global warming, say? Would we have affordable oil, a viable economy, friends who speak other languages?
Forget the sordid details: the blue dress adorned with presidential seed, the intern’s claim that the commander-in chief deployed a cigar-tube in her free-fly zone, the fact that she was only 21 when the “inappropriate intimate contact” began. Instead, join us in wondering: When Monica blew the president, did she blow everything? Maybe. (OK, probably.) That’s why we’ve ranked a few measly blow jobs between consenting adults as the second greatest celebrity scandal of all time.
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5 Responses to “#2: The Monica Lewinsky Affair”
This is sad. I think that if Clinton were still in office, things would be better. What the hell was Lewinsky’s purpose of telling on Clinton? She should have kept her fat *ss mouth closed and collected money like the rest of the women who’ve slept with presidents probably do. You don’t see Hilary making a big deal out of this.
I think that the only difference in bill clinton and every other president is the face he got caught from her running her mouth. he did a hell of a better job than bush is doing. come back bil.
I feel really bad for Monica. I am so glad that she spoke out about theur affair and said something and I am so happy that Bill Clinton is no longer in office. Bush is so much better than Clinton, Val and Natalie… Monica did the right thing. Im not shocked that you said Monica should have kept her mouth shut and should have gotten paid. She is not a slut like you.
Clinton treated her like a slut n got burnt. She isn’t a slut coz she shagged the president, she would have been one if she acted like u r suggesting. Love girls in control of their lives. Go Monica!
Bel from Brazil
Sucks that bill is out of office. Bush destroyed the place. Im not mad at monica or bill. If I was bill id let her suck it. Just cause the _`+~@^_%*#&)`$__^ suck and told doesnt mean shes no slut… cause she is. Hilary didnt care cause she probably said “Go ahead!” cause she knew she couldnt do anything for him. Now with barac, its the end of the world in 3 years. Get ready for it.